MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS
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“I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they...”
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Omg like, did anyone ever notice???
I still haven’t noticed, what is this?
IT SAYS JOHNNY OMG IM A
TAD BIT.. WELL A LOT HEARTBROKEN
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"I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms, without an ounce of selfishness in it."
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oh my god i dont have a gag reflex
update i just stuck a fork down my throat and nothing happened its official im going to be a prostitute this is the only way to utilize these skills
update my mother just walked in on me trying to shove the remote down my throat
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my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck, I raised you to be responsible’ and she was literally ranting for about 10 minutes until she realised and quietly walked out of the room
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"I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms, without an ounce of selfishness in it."
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Such a good mama 😊 #daisy #teeny #pitbulls #puppy #pitbullpuppy #lovethem
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sometimes you just gotta take a step back and look at this site
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